Sometimes the clothes you wear make you feel like a cow.
Wait, I shouldn’t speak for everyone I guess. Let’s try again.
Sometimes the clothes I wear make me feel like a cow.
Other times they make me feel like a snake charmer… wait what?
Yesterday’s outfit was both for me. Just check out the photos, I’ll explain later.
*Oh thrifting, how I obviously love you*
Okay, after seeing the pictures, I think the cow thing is a given. Can you see the print on this shirt? Still, for some reason I like it. Maybe it is because it is light, airy, and silky… I don’t know, but it has some kind of magic that makes me willingly put it on and look like a cow weekly.
Next up, the snake charmer. That last picture there, that is what is printed on the inside of my belt. I noticed it as I was putting the belt on yesterday. Then, I may have screamed and threw it on the ground (My third grade ever so tomboy self would have been ashamed and likely would have punched me in the stomach. I was a mean third grader.). I don’t know if the fact that I own a genuine snake skin belt should make me feel classy or should make me feel like a red neck… Mostly it just makes me look sideways at my belt now before I put it on. I’m a little afraid it will try to strangle me once I wrap it around my waste. Yesterday I made it out okay though. I wore it all day with no incidents of strangulation. It must be the snake charmer in me.
-The Snake Charming Kelley