Okay, this is going to seem silly, but I never wear this shirt because I feel like the squares in the checkered pattern are too big… I know, silly right?! Somehow I feel that the size of the squares in checkered shirts can be the difference between, “Hey there Farmer Jane, do you want a ride back to town on my tractor” and “Wow! Where did you get that cute top!?”
Unless my husband moves us back to his home state of Missouri and starts harvesting the back 40, I don’t really feel the need to attract men on tractors. So what do you guys think? Should this shirt be sent off to Goodwill so that some excited young thing can pair it with pigtails and overalls on the 31st of next month?
-The Tractor Attracting Kelley