This is the outfit that I wore on Saturday while hunting down patio furniture with my husband. Let me tell you all right now, patio furniture is a business that we all need to get into. It seems like the manufacturers think that just because they’re making items that mirror the acceptably pricey furniture you keep safely INSIDE of your home, that they can put a similar price tag on the plastic/cheap aluminum/straw-like furniture that you are planning to leave out in the rain/sun/snow/hail/bird poop zone that is your back yard.
After the hunt, we stopped by our church to take some photos, and when I saw the fire-pit area I decided right then and there that I’m revolting against “the man” (AKA the patio furniture makers of America) and will instead be using old logs for my outside furniture. Who’s with me? Yeah, I didn’t think so… Oh well, Patio Man Revolter… Party of one. We’ll see how long I can hold out on my own.
-The Patio Man Revolting Kelley